10 Reasons I wish my Husband were a Zombie

Ok. Maybe not a real zombie; somehow I think getting my neck chewed off as dinner for someone else would really suck, even if that someone else were my dearly beloved husband.

That being said I can think of several reasons him being a zombie would have definite advantages.

1. He would not point out every time I said something stupid; he would merely grunt and make less sense than I do.

2. I wouldn't have to pick up his dirty underwear since he would no longer have reason to ever change his clothes.

3. He would never bitch about my cooking (or lack there of) since he would only be interested in eating raw flesh.

4. He would no longer leave the toilet seat up late at night resulting in my "falling in" since he would be confined to the garage.....

5. .....plus I would no longer have to clean up pee dribble around the front of the toilet due to his wonderful aim.

6. I am pretty sure that as a zombie he would no longer have the need to "adjust the boys" every 5 minutes.

7. I wouldn't have to guess about who farted since the smell of rotting flesh would probably override any poo stench.

8. I would always look good to him since he would be constantly wanting to eat me (this is one time when the answer "yes" to "does my butt look big?" is a compliment.)

9. I'm pretty sure I could collect life insurance since he would be technically dead.

10. I could watch the SciFi channel or HorrorNet all day and he would actually approve.

So there you have my top ten reasons my hubby being a zombie would have definite advantages. I would love to hear some of your reasons............. Anybody???