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Felon

No Rules. No Hope. No Way Out.
  • August 30th, 2008
  • BY Petra
  • COMMENTS 4

I’ve decided since I am back up at the moment (believe you me, I am holding my breath on this one) that I would not only let you in on another little secret about me, but write a review of a movie in a genre I have not yet broached: Action.

That’s right: Action.

Because so much of me wants to really wail on my host server in a zombified frenzied sort of way…. and I can’t.

And the little secret about me??

I f’n love action flicks!

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Happy Tree Friends = twisted humor

Not recommended for small children or big babies!
  • August 26th, 2008
  • BY Petra
  • COMMENTS 2

I haven’t been much for writing these last few days. I can’t seem to get my brain to focus long enough. Old age perhaps? Anyway, I have spent some time surfing the web in hunt for zombie parts. Sites filled with blood and guts. Sites dedicated to dismemberment.

You know - cool shit.

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Anybody got a GOOD theme?

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  • August 26th, 2008
  • BY Petra
  • COMMENTS 8

So if any of you have visited my blog in the last few days, then you would know it has been in “maintenance mode.” It would seem the theme I PAID for is CRAP. I had been having minor trouble with it since day one but have learned to live with those problems.
Well, on Friday [...]

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Resurrection Dreams

cuz sometimes, one lifetime is not enough.
  • August 19th, 2008
  • BY Petra
  • COMMENTS 9

If you think Stephen King has a twisted mind, you might be interested to know that in the printed world, he’s really rather tame. While Stephen King weaves a story of disbelief and macabre, he does not shock with the grotesque.

Not like some.

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Zombie Killers

They will come to you, since you won't come to them.
  • August 16th, 2008
  • BY Petra
  • COMMENTS 8

I realized something today.

Not all of you visit my blog for the content.

Some of you visit just because of my charming personality and sparkling wit. Of course it helps that I am easy on the eyes, but being as I am not one to toot my own horn, let’s move along, shall we?

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The Basics of Zombie Survival

in the event of a zombie apocalypse
  • August 14th, 2008
  • BY Petra
  • COMMENTS 6

You think you know, but you don’t. You think you would survive, be strong enough, be prepared…. but chances are you are not.

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Boy Eats Girl

...and you thought it was going to be a boring date!
  • August 12th, 2008
  • BY Petra
  • COMMENTS 8

I have never been a huge fan of foreign films, although when it comes to horror I am a little more open minded, as with Shaun of the Dead, which I liked almost immediately, and Dead Alive, which took a little more time to like (I had to get past the accents.) Not that I am opposed to accents, but rather the sense of humor found in foreign films is not quite on the same plane as mine, meaning either I am too dense to “get it” or it’s too Monty Python (which I can’t stand.)

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C.H.U.D

Ugly. Slobbering. Carnivorous. And did I mention ugly??
  • August 10th, 2008
  • BY Petra
  • COMMENTS 6

B-movies.

Who doesn’t love B-movies? With their D-list actors delivering solid B characters, and a cheese factor that would make any wine lover drool…. Who cares if the story line is unrealistic and downright ridiculous? I for one don’t; I enjoy the hell out of it!

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Gotta have that zombie!

you know you want it, too!
  • August 7th, 2008
  • BY Petra
  • COMMENTS 11

Check this baby out! Man I gotta have it! What true zombie lover would be complete without it???
Wanna know how to get it for free? Read the rest of this post and find out!

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Diary of the Dead

"If it didn't happen on camera, it's like it didn't happen, right?"
  • August 7th, 2008
  • BY Petra
  • COMMENTS 5

George A. Romero is one of my favorite directors.

He has a fetish for zombies much like I do, and that usually translates to a good film.

Can the same be said for Diary of the Dead?

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