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	<title>Comments on: 8 Reasons I Wish My Husband Were a Vampire</title>
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		<title>By: Petra</title>
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		<dc:creator>Petra</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 01:24:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>While I am married, I must agree that Spike is TOTALLY worth &quot;having&quot; - just don&#039;t tell my hubby I said that :-)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>While I am married, I must agree that Spike is TOTALLY worth &#8220;having&#8221; &#8211; just don&#8217;t tell my hubby I said that <img src='http://lilblogofhorrors.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Stephanie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Stephanie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 00:42:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>While I&#039;m not married, I would love a vampire boyfriend...It would be less trouble than a human one! 

Can I just have Spike? : )</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>While I&#8217;m not married, I would love a vampire boyfriend&#8230;It would be less trouble than a human one! </p>
<p>Can I just have Spike? : )</p>
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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
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		<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 23:11:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I dont have a husband because Im only 14 at the momment but when I get one I wish he is a vampire because every night when I sleep he could watch me and by the way women vampires dont sleep at all and there are real vampires out there take a look at my x-boyfriend I got teeth marks from his bits when we were having fun. Anyway Im in love with vampires I read about them and I watch every (well almost every movie about them! My fav...was the Queen of the damned! (watch it.)It&#039;s good 
Well I wish I could fall for a vampire because I love them and I want to be one so bad!



love 
autumn</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I dont have a husband because Im only 14 at the momment but when I get one I wish he is a vampire because every night when I sleep he could watch me and by the way women vampires dont sleep at all and there are real vampires out there take a look at my x-boyfriend I got teeth marks from his bits when we were having fun. Anyway Im in love with vampires I read about them and I watch every (well almost every movie about them! My fav&#8230;was the Queen of the damned! (watch it.)It&#8217;s good<br />
Well I wish I could fall for a vampire because I love them and I want to be one so bad!</p>
<p>love<br />
autumn</p>
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		<title>By: Karen</title>
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		<dc:creator>Karen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2008 07:14:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My husband needs to be a vampire too!  He nearly caused me to stuff a roll of toilet paper in his mouth since he has been home &#039;on vacation to work on the house&#039; for what seems like 20 years now, and the man never, ever SHUTS UP.  Stop talking!  Stop!  He didn&#039;t do ANYTHING except TALK and plan on graph paper the whole time.  THE WHOLE TIME.  If he were a vampire perhaps he would SHUT UP and DO SOMETHING.  I don&#039;t need 8 options for whatever it is, I just want it DONE.  Stop planning and optioning and DO IT.  Just DO IT.  Now, if he were a vampire, I could shove his inert body out into the sun and watch him turn to dust after he had optioned me to death for a whole night...oooooohhhhhhhhh  YESSSSSSSS.  

I&#039;m a bbbbaaaaadddddd girl.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My husband needs to be a vampire too!  He nearly caused me to stuff a roll of toilet paper in his mouth since he has been home &#8216;on vacation to work on the house&#8217; for what seems like 20 years now, and the man never, ever SHUTS UP.  Stop talking!  Stop!  He didn&#8217;t do ANYTHING except TALK and plan on graph paper the whole time.  THE WHOLE TIME.  If he were a vampire perhaps he would SHUT UP and DO SOMETHING.  I don&#8217;t need 8 options for whatever it is, I just want it DONE.  Stop planning and optioning and DO IT.  Just DO IT.  Now, if he were a vampire, I could shove his inert body out into the sun and watch him turn to dust after he had optioned me to death for a whole night&#8230;oooooohhhhhhhhh  YESSSSSSSS.  </p>
<p>I&#8217;m a bbbbaaaaadddddd girl.</p>
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		<title>By: Page</title>
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		<dc:creator>Page</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2008 03:22:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Karen you are a funny girl!! I love the toilet paper idea - especially since mine always leaves the roll laying where my boxer can get it and leave its tattered remains all over the house for me to pick up because it obviously doesn&#039;t bother HIM if its laying all over the floor.

And WHYYYYYY must they plan everything to the umpteenth time and then when they actually start to DO something there is no time left to do it????

Go get &#039;em Girl! And use the cheap toilet paper - its rougher and doesn&#039;t smell good.....!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Karen you are a funny girl!! I love the toilet paper idea &#8211; especially since mine always leaves the roll laying where my boxer can get it and leave its tattered remains all over the house for me to pick up because it obviously doesn&#8217;t bother HIM if its laying all over the floor.</p>
<p>And WHYYYYYY must they plan everything to the umpteenth time and then when they actually start to DO something there is no time left to do it????</p>
<p>Go get &#8216;em Girl! And use the cheap toilet paper &#8211; its rougher and doesn&#8217;t smell good&#8230;..!</p>
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