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- March 25th, 2008
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Ok so I have a big giant bulky cast that I can’t put any weight on for at least a week. At that time the orthopedist with re-xray my foot to determine if he will need to place pins in the bone to straighten them out. We are hoping they will fuse together straight on their own and avoid surgery. He had to straighten my foot out when he put the cast on it.
F**K that F’N HURT! 
It’s my right foot. I can’t drive. I can’t walk, I can only hop.
I live in a Cape Cod so I have to scoot up and down the stairs on my ass.
I see butt callouses in my near future……..
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That’s either crazy bad luck or some kind of omen about your new job. I usually don’t believe in luck.
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Wow. That is totally craptastic. Who would’ve thought a fall off your own feet would be able to break your bones so badly. Were you wearing ‘fuck me’ heels or something? Butt callouses sound spiffy too. Make sure and get pictures!
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Ouch!
But this confused me: ‘I live in a Cape Cod’ How can you live in a Cape?
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My Daddie had surgery on his achilles tendon and his heel bone and was in a cast for many weeks. One thing that really helped was something called, I think, a “Dry Pro cast protector.” It’s a special rubbery boot to put over your cast for when you are going to shower, and it has a thing to suck all the air out and it is completely water proof. Much better than using a big plastic bag or something. Usually they will ship to you in just a day or two. It’s worth it! I think you can even go swimming in the thing.
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.45 - I believe in luck. Bad luck. If it wasn’t for bad luck I wouldn’t have any……….
KAREN - I wish I could say my misfortune was due to something fun and outrageous like kinky sex or swinging from a chandelier, but I was in too much pain at the time I posted this so stupid me stated the facts instead of dressing it up colorfully. If I had, I would have come up with something like how I was trying to emulate Rose McGowan in Planet Terror by shoving a .45 into my ankle (versus a machine gun), but my luck the story would have gone on to say how I shot my own foot off….. I’m talented like that
CLAIRE - living in a Cape would certainly be unique but in my case the Cape Cod I refer to is a type of 2-story house. I love their design.
DAISY - as usual, you amaze me. I will be sure to look for what you mention (especially since the bag I used tonite in the shower leaked.) I hope your daddy healed well. I’ve got 6-8 weeks of cast time ahead of me provided I don’t have to have surgery….. we will find out next week….
Well you learn something new every day
Most houses are two storeys here, either terraced, semi detached or detached.
My mum has had half her leg replaced with metal and is having it done again, so the no proper shower thing is a mega pain in the arse.
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Owwww. I hope the bones fuse alright.
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