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Boy Eats Girl

...and you thought it was going to be a boring date!
  • August 12th, 2008
  • BY Petra
  • COMMENTS 8

I have never been a huge fan of foreign films, although when it comes to horror I am a little more open minded, as with Shaun of the Dead, which I liked almost immediately, and Dead Alive, which took a little more time to like (I had to get past the accents.) Not that I am opposed to accents, but rather the sense of humor found in foreign films is not quite on the same plane as mine, meaning either I am too dense to “get it” or it’s too Monty Python (which I can’t stand.)

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C.H.U.D

Ugly. Slobbering. Carnivorous. And did I mention ugly??
  • August 10th, 2008
  • BY Petra
  • COMMENTS 6

B-movies.

Who doesn’t love B-movies? With their D-list actors delivering solid B characters, and a cheese factor that would make any wine lover drool…. Who cares if the story line is unrealistic and downright ridiculous? I for one don’t; I enjoy the hell out of it!

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Gotta have that zombie!

you know you want it, too!
  • August 7th, 2008
  • BY Petra
  • COMMENTS 11

Check this baby out! Man I gotta have it! What true zombie lover would be complete without it???
Wanna know how to get it for free? Read the rest of this post and find out!

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Diary of the Dead

"If it didn't happen on camera, it's like it didn't happen, right?"
  • August 7th, 2008
  • BY Petra
  • COMMENTS 5

George A. Romero is one of my favorite directors.

He has a fetish for zombies much like I do, and that usually translates to a good film.

Can the same be said for Diary of the Dead?

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WTF????

is someone playing a joke on me???
  • August 4th, 2008
  • BY Petra
  • COMMENTS 14

ok, so 2 days ago my entrecard price was 8 credits. Today its 1024.

WTF????

I am sure it will drop to 32 by tomorrow but again I ask…… WTF?????????????????

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Texas Chainsaw IV (cuz 3 wasn’t enough!)

"It's just local boys trying to give you a little scare, that's all."
  • August 2nd, 2008
  • BY Petra
  • COMMENTS 2

Back in 1994 a couple of no names decided to hook up with an equally no name low budget writer (Kim Henkel) who decided to make his directorial debut with yet another installment in the Chainsaw series. I might also add that this debut was his ONLY directorial effort.

Never heard of him? Neither have I. But I have heard of the two no name actors in this installment: Matthew McConaughey and Renee Zellweger. Talk about a weird combination!

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The Creeps come out at night…

What is this? A homicide, or a bad B-movie?
  • July 28th, 2008
  • BY Petra
  • COMMENTS 12

Here we have college kids trying to fit in and trying to get laid, picking on nerdy kids, and providing the gratuitous boob shots that have become a staple of B-movie worthiness.

The acting was laughable, the cast was mostly no name actors, the script was so obviously memorized….

This was turning out to be a GREAT movie!

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“The Eye”s have it! (or not)

I'm seeing things I shouldn't see!
  • July 27th, 2008
  • BY Petra
  • COMMENTS 4

As some of you may have noticed, I have an appreciation for the “female species.” Most recently I sang praises to Angelina Jolie - and deservedly so. This next show of appreciation for the female “stud” is Jessica Alba.

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Friday’s Funny

'cuz everyone needs a good laugh!
  • July 25th, 2008
  • BY Petra
  • COMMENTS 5

People say I should stop eating red meat.

I mean drinking.

I think they should mind their own business. After all - a zombie isn’t picky as long as the meal is breathing….

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Wanted - a movie review

Kill one, save a thousand.
  • July 23rd, 2008
  • BY Petra
  • COMMENTS 3

What do you expect to see when you go see a movie starring Angelina Jolie? Depth? Drama? Action? Or sex??

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