10 Reasons I wish my Husband were a Zombie

Ok. Maybe not a real zombie; somehow I think getting my neck chewed off as dinner for someone else would really suck, even if that someone else were my dearly beloved husband.

That being said I can think of several reasons him being a zombie would have definite advantages.

1. He would not point out every time I said something stupid; he would merely grunt and make less sense than I do. Read more