Cult Classics

HBO’s True Blood

I love books. Worked in a bookstore for 11 years, so needless to say, I've heard the name Charlaine Harris, and knew she wrote a vampire series.  The problem is that I typically don't like female authors because no matter how gritty their novels can be, there is always an element of romantic love that rings too much like a Barbara Cartland romance novel. Not that I am opposed to romance and love, just not the sappy "he looked at me as though he were looking into my very soul" crap. Plus the main characters name is "Sookie" - I mean really, could it be anymore cheesy than that? And I don't mean good cheese, I mean gawd awful, stinky, limburger cheese.

Now being as I have not read the series, I can't say if the new HBO series True Blood follows the same story line as the books (being as the books are labeled as "southern vampire mysteries" - implying detective type installments - I'd guess not, but it's too soon to say) and I have to admit, the HBO series is starting out really good!

Episode 1: Strange Love

Here we are introduced to the characters of the new show, which all focus around Sookie Stackhouse, played rather adeptly by Anna Paquin. Some of you may recognize her as Rogue of the X-Men series, while others may recognize her as Flora, the daughter in the movie The Piano, which earned her an Oscar. Quite an accomplishment for such a young actor.

We also meet Sookie's brother Jason, who is quite the horn dog, and naked for most of the first episode. In his defense, the women of their small Cajun town in Louisiana are equally loose, and have no problems giving it up. Unfortunately moral-less people end up in pickles and this group is no different.....

Among other characters to note are Sookie's grandmother, who, like Sookie, is intrigued by the vampires; Sookie's boss Sam, who is madly in love with Sookie but does not dare tell her; and Tara, Sookie's bitch of a best friend that I absolutely love! She is crass, and bitter, and 99% bitch - just like me!

So we meet Sookie, a young, very southern waitress with telepathic powers, that is simultaneously naive and wise, and held captive by her ability to read minds. Those who know of her abilities hate that she can read their minds, and those who are not privy to her gift, think her strange; somewhat of a freak. Sookie doesn't care though, as she has gotten quite used to the comments, and unspoken thoughts. She has learned to live with it.

We also learn in episode 1 that the vampires, who have existed under the radar for centuries, have now come "out of the coffin" thanks to the Japanese who invented a tasty synthetic blood named none other than "Tru Blood." This invention means that vampires no longer need to feed on humans, as the synthetic blood sustains them and their hunger. Apparently it has become rather commonplace for vampires to exist in society, and many humans (vampire-bangers) are captivated by them. Unfortunately many humans also loathe them and just want them dead, while others act as "vampire drainers" - humans who drain the blood of a vampire to sell it as if it were heroin. "V-juice" as the vampire blood is called, is known to invoke quite the euphoric high, and unbeknownst to most, has remarkable healing powers.

This is how Sookie meets Bill - the brooding smooth vampire that swaggers in to Merlotte's, the bar Sookie just happens to waitress in. Bill (played by Stephen Moyer, a rather seasoned actor even though I have never heard or seen him in anything) is immediately captivated by Sookie, who seems "different" from all the other humans; Sookie in turn is equally captivated by Bill, as she cannot hear his thoughts, a first for her, and she finally finds peace from the voices in her head while in Bill's presence.

Their chance meeting takes a more personal turn when Sookie saves Bill from two vampire-drainers who subdue him with silver. Who knew silver negatively affected vampires? And for that matter, who knew little Sookie packed such a punch? Unfortunately there are bound to be consequences when a lowly waitress sides with a vampire over her own human kind.....

Episode 2: The First Taste

Remember those vampire-drainers I told you about from episode 1? And how I mentioned consequence? Well, the consequence Sookie faces is basically getting her ass beat to a pulp. But right about the time she is about to get her head bashed in, Bill shows up and kicks some redneck ass. When he is done, he forces Sookie to suck his blood for its healing powers (although I don't recall her protesting too much. The tramp.) Then he licks her clean.

Yeh. I said he licks her clean. And does she "taste different from other humans?" He thinks she does. And that only makes him more intrigued with her.

So beings the romance of Sookie, human, redneck, naive southern waitress who can read minds; and Bill, Civil War soldier turned vampire, seemingly alone and looking to find a place to call home. The only one okay with the potential union is Sookie's grandmother, while everyone else in her life thinks it's a horrible mistake.

Early Conclusion

Time will tell I suppose, and Alan Ball, creator of Six Feet Under, is telling it well with his new HBO series. Each episode ends with a cliff hanger, which I simultaneously love and hate. And so far each episode has offered plenty of sex, nudity, and blood to appease just about all audiences.

I confess I am hooked. And already I am trying to solve certain mysteries. One being the dog that hangs around outside Merlotte's, and seems to look after Sookie. I find it rather ironic that her boss has a painting in his trailer (if you'll recall, I did warn you that this show was a little backwoods and redneck) of a dog keeping watch over a sleeping child. Perhaps Sam is not who (or what) he seems - perhaps he knows something more than he is saying.....

Then there is Tara, Sookie's best friend. Why is she such a bitch? Why do I see so much of myself in her?

I forsee great things for this show and hopefully it won't let me down. So tell me what you think - are you as intrigued with True Blood as I am?

B-movies, Cult Classics

It’s Prom Night…

The original Prom Night, filmed from start to finish on one whooping month, stars Jamie Lee Curtis in another role that helped earn her status of being one of Hollywood's "scream queens." Only in this movie, Jamie doesn't play so much of a damsel in distress as she does a damsel who takes action.

Cause & Effect

All 10 year old Robin wanted to do was play with Kelly, Jude, Wendy, and Nick. She didn't care that they were older than her. They did though and took a game that was innocent enough to a level that a scared 10 year wouldn't understand, resulting in poor Robin falling out of a broken window to her death.

Although it was an accident, the 4 kids left standing vowed never to tell a soul, convinced they would do jail time if anyone were to find out.

Flash forward six years and Kelly, Jude, Wendy, and Nick are seniors having the time of their lives. Friends with most all 4 of them is Kim Hammond, older sister of dead Robin, only she doesn't know they had anything to do with her sisters death.

Someone does, though, and they are leaving calling cards in lockers and making anonymous phone calls. Too bad the seniors are too stupid to pick up on the hints.....

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Cult Classics, LBOH ChitChat

Bloodsucking Fiends – A Vampires Love Story

I was doing my usual blog hopping as per the alphabetical listing on my blogroll (although I don't visit them alphabetically since I like to "mix it up" most days) and noticed on Ryne's blog over at The Moon is a Dead World that he is compiling a really cool gathering of sorts for those with a certain affinity to vampires, called the "Review A Vampire Movie/Talk About Vampires for An Unstated Length of Time Blog-A-Thon" (Ryne fully admits this is an odd choice for titles but he's sticking to it, and quite frankly, I see no reason to argue the point.)

The gathering isn't so much of a bar-b-q of IRS body parts (post to follow,) but rather a virtual gathering of posts written by us cool folk who have something to say when it comes to vamps. Be it a movie review, a book review, or perhaps just a stated opinion on the subject of blood suckers, it's all about vampires.

Anyway you bite it, it's well worth the visit to both Ryne's blog, and the cool peeps he links to (like me.) :-)

My contribution is a review of one of my favorite books: "Bloodsucking Fiends" written by one of my most favorite authors, the very talented Christopher Moore.

Christopher Moore is mostly known for his absurdist fiction as his work has a nonsensical, comedic twist to it. Additionally his work has a flavor of the bizarre, somewhat freaky, and well..... absurd! Not necessarily in a horrific way, but rather a "what the F***??" kind of way.

Synopsis of "Bloodsucking Fiends"

Jody didn't ask to become a vampire. As a matter of fact, she was rather pissed off to realize she was one after waking up under a dumpster with a wad of cash, a "sun"burned arm, superhuman strength, and an insatiable thirst for blood.

Needing a "human" to do the daily tasks she no longer can, Jody enlists C. Thomas Flood (Tommy to his friends,) a 19-year old beatnik wannabe author from Indiana who works midnights at the local Safeway and specializes in turkey bowling, along with his motley crew of co-workers, The "Animals." He's not quite what Jody had in mind but he fits the bill (plus the sex is a bonus since Tommy is more than willing to appease her kinky appetite and her blood lust.)

Since Jody needs to feed and Tommy can't provide the level of "food" she requires, Jody adopts a sort of "mercy" killing mentality and targets the terminally ill; killing two birds with one stone, if you will.

What really sucks though (no pun intended) is that neither Jody nor Tommy have any idea of what being a vampire involves, and they kind of stumble through it day by day, with Tommy conducting odd experiments on Jody to test her abilities and vulnerabilities (with or without her permission.)

All these events provide quite the amusement for Jody's "sire" as he lurks from afar, strategically placing clues and dead bodies at almost every turn, enticing Jody with the hunt for self discovery and entertainment for his own twisted little games.

Too bad the cops want to charge Tommy with all the dead bodies that keep piling up.....

Summation

If you want an intense drama with not even a smide of humor, read Ann Rice. If you want a rollercoaster ride of romance, sex, murder, and mystery with a comedic twist, then I strongly suggest you try Bloodsucking Fiends. This book will make you laugh in amusement, chew your nails in suspense, fan yourself with heated desire, and cringe ovet the callous killings.

And if at the end of this book you find yourself wanting more (as I did) then you will be happy to know that Christopher Moore came out with a sequel. Of course, I had to wait 11 years for it, but you guys have the advantage of time passed on your side. It's no where near as good as the first, but still definitely worth the read.

Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story
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