A Refresher Course in Zombie Survival
As I grow older, and my own impending mortality slaps me a little more harshly in the face with awareness, I feel that practicing my survival skills more frequently than my I did in my younger years would prove most advantageous. Daily news reportings show us that helpless individuals tend to be more the victim, either due to age and slower/weaker resources, or simply due to sheer ignorance (imagine the fate of the stupid ones!) Now I know what you... [Read More...]
FIDO: He’s not a dog~he’s a Zombie
Ok, so I am pretty convinced that Bob the Enzyte guy is the guy who plays the dad on FIDO. I'm too lazy to look it up on Google so if anyone out there in cyberspace could confirm or deny this for me accurately, please do so as it is starting to drive me insane in my obsessive ponderings..... he's probably not, but I'm convinced he is. Anyway, FIDO is a Canadian Zombie comedy directed by Andrew Currie, a more or less unknown director outside of his... [Read More...]
10 Reasons I wish my Husband were a Zombie
Ok. Maybe not a real zombie; somehow I think getting my neck chewed off as dinner for someone else would really suck, even if that someone else were my dearly beloved husband. That being said I can think of several reasons him being a zombie would have definite advantages. 1. He would not point out every time I said something stupid; he would merely grunt and make less sense than I do. [Read More...] Share this post! Read More →