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Classic Horror Movie Quotes

Ok. It's time for another confession from the life of Page - yours truly, the LBOH chick. And that confession is that I love great movie quotes. It's not even that I just love them. It's that I use them in everyday conversation.

Regularly.

Everyday.

(Hello - my name is Petra and I am a movie quoting nerd.) SWEEET!

My husband is equally taken with classic quotes. Unfortunately however, being as he does not favor horror movies of the B flavor, I am left reciting these gems on deaf (dare I say "dumb"?) ears.  Oh sure, let me throw out a "I'm a natural blue" or "Shut up and take the pain!" and he's all over it like a fat kid on a candy bar, but let me try "Bad, Bad, Wrong, Bad" and he looks at me like he's Bambi caught in the headlights of my SUV.

So, since I can't get him to appreciate these quotes, perhaps you - being the cheesy B horror fans that you are - will. And although I realize there are a gajillion more classic horror movie quotes and I am forgetting some really good ones, here is a short list of my favorites.

Feel free to add your favorites in comments. I'd love to learn some new ones!  (Plus I could do this all day. :-) )

They Live:

    **  "Life's a bitch, and she's back in heat!"

House Of The Dead:

    **  "Morte? That's Spanish for death. Guess you don't speak Mexican, huh?"

Return of The Living Dead 2:

    **  "Look, they're ugly and they're dirty and they're dumb, and I don't even care if they are dead."

They Live:

    **  "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."

The Shining:

    **  "Wendy... darlin'... light-of-my-life.... I said I'm not gonna hurt ya'. I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash em' right the fuck in!!"

Army of Darkness:

    **  "Yo, She-bitch! let's go!"
    **  "You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Shit, and Jack just left town."

Shaun Of The Dead:

    **  "Who died and made you fuckin' king of the zombies?"

Night Of The Creeps:

    **  "I've got some good news and some bad news, your prom dates are here, bad news is they're dead."

Psycho:

    **  "We all go a little mad sometimes."

Ghostbusters:

    **  "Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!"

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Comments

4 Responses to “Classic Horror Movie Quotes”

  1. Great list – The Shining is one of the best horror films ever.
    .-= Simply Indonesia´s last blog ..Shareefa Daanish in Rumah Dara =-.

  2. Jaime says:

    Can anyone tell me what movie this quote comes from?
    THe monsters look cute when you look at them from this angle.

  3. Tim says:

    Good ones! How about, “Wait. It’s a trick. Get an axe.”
    .-= Tim´s last blog ..Comment If You Like Beaver =-.

  4. You’ve had your whole FUCKING LIFE to think things over, what good’s a few minutes more gonna do you now?
    >The Shining
    Simply Indonesia´s last [type] ..Nakalnya Anak Muda- Movie Review

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