Stephen King’s 1986 Maximum Overdrive
Why is it all the movies I love are gawd awful movies of Hollywood? For example, I love Tremors. Talk about a DUMBass movie - Tremors tops the charts. Bad acting, totally unbelievable story line, no boob shots or blood (although the graphics used to create the grab-oids was pretty cool.) And I gotta tell ya', I have watched that damned movie more than 20 times and have loved each and every viewing. But Tremors is not what I want to talk about today.... [Read More...]
Steven Seagal is Against The Dark
I learned a long time ago that Steven Seagal was used up pretty much after his second film, Hard to Kill. Not that he was good in those first two flicks, but rather that he was sort of good looking, could pull off fight scenes believably, and did not come across as being the arrogant prick he does now. Sure it'd be one thing if his arrogance was justified, but does he seriously think he's that good of an actor that his mere presence in a movie makes... [Read More...]
Troma’s 1997 Bugged!
It's one thing to know stuff about yourself without really acknowledging what that stuff is. Like being told a particular pair of jeans makes your ass look fat but not believing the reality of it until it slaps you in the face because your ex best bud posted a picture of it all over Facebook. And as you feel your reality shift, blue skies suddenly turn black and the only thing that alleviates the pain of a big ass in tight jeans is by drinking a couple... [Read More...]
Phil Claydon’s 2009 Lesbian Vampire Killers
Ah yes, English movies (English as in the UK, not as in the USofA.) Why is it British comedic type horror movies always leave me laughing? Dead Alive, Shaun of the Dead, Boy Eats Girl.... all dark horror comedies that I love, and all greatly entertaining. So it's pretty much safe to say that once I added the video clip of the British gem "Lesbian Vampire Killers" to my sidebar I had no choice left but to rent it. Epitomizing everything B and then... [Read More...]
Tromaville ROCKS
Nothing says "CLASSIC B MOVIE" better than Troma Entertainment. Founded in 1974 by Lloyd Kaufman and Michael Herz, Troma specialized in extremely low-budget independent movies (which I like to refer to as cheese,) many of which have developed quite a substantial cult following. Movies such as Surf Nazis Must Die, The Toxic Avenger Series, and the Class of Nuke 'Em High Trilogy. If you have never seen them, or never heard of them, then you are not... [Read More...]
Tanya Rosenberg’s Blood Games
Perhaps you have heard of this movie by its Australian title, Baseball Bimbos in Hillbilly Hell, or perhaps you know it best by the no name actors, the incredibly bad acting, and the lame ass dialogue. Or perhaps none of those features ring familiar in your mind because you were too busy appreciating this sexploitation gem for its mass quantities of boobs and feminine wiles. [Read More...] Share this post! Read More →
Rafal Zielinski’s 1987 Valet Girls
Bad acting, really bad hair, a bevy of gratitous boob shots, meat-heads in speedos, punk music only an 80's fan would appreciate, and a cameo of Ron Jeremy - what does all this add up to? A really cheesy 80's movie entitled Valet Girls. Typical of 80's cheese, there isn't much of a plot - well, really there are about 3 plots that I was able to decipher: [Read More...] Share this post! Read More →
Thomas Jane’s 2009 Dark Country
It's nice when you stumble across a movie that is unique in its story line. Inevitably though you find some part along the way that mimics another so its never truly totally unique. It's frustrating as I long for originality so often and just as often am let down. Ahhh well.... at least there is still an abundance of enjoyment in the 120 give or take minutes. Today's feature is Dark Country. A straight to DVD release, it's a movie about a guy and... [Read More...]