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Lakeview Terrace

What could be safer than living next to a cop?
  • September 21st, 2008
  • BY Petra
  • COMMENTS 11

I have been intrigued with this movie ever since my buddy over at Worth The Popcorn did a write up of it in April. He has since abandoned that blog, in effort of an alternative one, which he seems to have abandoned as well (I wonder where ol’ Jimmy boy went??) I must say I miss Worth The Popcorn, though. It was a great blog with very unique ideas.

I was pumped to see Lakeview Terrace finally released in theaters. I had started to think it was going to target a limited market since I had learned of this movie so long ago and had seen nor heard anything more of it. Needless to say I had to rush right out to see it at the first available afternoon.

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Hostel Part 2

Na zdrowie!
  • September 5th, 2008
  • BY Petra
  • COMMENTS 2

I was hesitant to watch the first Hostel, thinking it may be too much like SAW which I had a real problem with. Too real. Too gross. Too twisted. I prefer my horror to be more unrealistic, less believable, so I can sleep at night. I can handle any possible nightmares of zombies and vampires and werewolves. I cannot handle nightmares of sociopaths wanting to sell my innards on the black market.

Or to kill me for the sheer joy of it. That would suck.

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Felon

No Rules. No Hope. No Way Out.
  • August 30th, 2008
  • BY Petra
  • COMMENTS 4

I’ve decided since I am back up at the moment (believe you me, I am holding my breath on this one) that I would not only let you in on another little secret about me, but write a review of a movie in a genre I have not yet broached: Action.

That’s right: Action.

Because so much of me wants to really wail on my host server in a zombified frenzied sort of way…. and I can’t.

And the little secret about me??

I f’n love action flicks!

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Happy Tree Friends = twisted humor

Not recommended for small children or big babies!
  • August 26th, 2008
  • BY Petra
  • COMMENTS 2

I haven’t been much for writing these last few days. I can’t seem to get my brain to focus long enough. Old age perhaps? Anyway, I have spent some time surfing the web in hunt for zombie parts. Sites filled with blood and guts. Sites dedicated to dismemberment.

You know - cool shit.

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Texas Chainsaw IV (cuz 3 wasn’t enough!)

"It's just local boys trying to give you a little scare, that's all."
  • August 2nd, 2008
  • BY Petra
  • COMMENTS 2

Back in 1994 a couple of no names decided to hook up with an equally no name low budget writer (Kim Henkel) who decided to make his directorial debut with yet another installment in the Chainsaw series. I might also add that this debut was his ONLY directorial effort.

Never heard of him? Neither have I. But I have heard of the two no name actors in this installment: Matthew McConaughey and Renee Zellweger. Talk about a weird combination!

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Wanted - a movie review

Kill one, save a thousand.
  • July 23rd, 2008
  • BY Petra
  • COMMENTS 3

What do you expect to see when you go see a movie starring Angelina Jolie? Depth? Drama? Action? Or sex??

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Hostel - be careful where you stay…

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  • June 8th, 2008
  • BY Petra
  • COMMENTS 7

Ok so anyone who knows me knows that I do not like horror movies that border on the realm of reality. But anyone who knows me also knows that even though I don’t like these movies, I still watch them because I am sick and need psychiatric help.
So the movie in question this week is [...]

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The Strangers: What Would You Do?

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  • June 1st, 2008
  • BY Petra
  • COMMENTS 3

Many may not like this about me but I am all for the 2nd amendment which is the right to keep and bear arms. I think a person should be able to protect themselves in their home as they see fit, and if it involves having a gun, then more power to me you (especially [...]

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Bentley Little: The Association

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  • May 22nd, 2008
  • BY Petra
  • COMMENTS 1

I noticed something today.
In all my posts, not ever have I reviewed a book. And I’m not talking about Zen & the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance although there are those that would swear its the best book ever published (me not being one of them.)
I’m talking about horror novels. Novels by great authors such as [...]

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Poll Time: Humor me, k?

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  • May 20th, 2008
  • BY Petra
  • COMMENTS 9

Ok, so my better half has stated that I am a twisted individual with the pictures I come up with for my blog. His latest thought is that my newest header (for my yet again new theme) is just… well… twisted.
So I thought I would put it to the test (not that you guys don’t [...]

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