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It’s Tanka Time!

Bringing poetry and death to life.
  • November 29th, 2008
  • BY Petra
  • COMMENTS 0

I have two particularly favorite past times, and thought I would combine them for the amusement of… well… myself. It is not something that will be able to be done in one post. And depending on my imagination, it could drag on for months! But it’s a challenge I present to myself, and I am rather anxious to see how it will develop.

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Some Movies That Started it All

a.k.a How I got this way
  • November 11th, 2008
  • BY Petra
  • COMMENTS 3

Recently I posted a review about the Italian horror film Suspiria. That review exposed (in a non gratuitous Boob shot kind of way) how my fetish for horror came to be.

Some of you asked appallingly who would subject me to such things at such a young age, while others began to better understand why I may seem a little “off kilter.”…

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Even Bob Hope Knew….

I have proof!
  • October 13th, 2008
  • BY Petra
  • COMMENTS 2

“It’s worse than horrible because a zombie has no will of his own. You see them sometimes walking around blindly with dead eyes, following orders, not knowing what they do, not caring……”

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IRS and Monsters That Suck

No sense in trying to hide. They will find you.
  • September 20th, 2008
  • BY Petra
  • COMMENTS 6

Taxes.

Anyone out there delay the inevitable besides me? Two extensions are allowed, but unless you want the wrath of the IRS Nazi police knocking down your door, at some point you have to file your damned taxes.

Well I for one don’t want those Nazi Police knocking down my door so I filed my taxes, and I realized something in doing so. The IRS are a bunch of life draining sucking monsters. Here’s why.

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Still on “vaca” and….

my husband is still not a zombie!
  • September 13th, 2008
  • BY Petra
  • COMMENTS 1

I thought I would repost something from a long while back that I have been thinking about while I am on my so called vacation. This post still rings true today, and I thought some of you newer fans might relate. Hope you enjoy it! See you all with something fresh next week
Ok. Maybe not [...]

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Happy Tree Friends = twisted humor

Not recommended for small children or big babies!
  • August 26th, 2008
  • BY Petra
  • COMMENTS 2

I haven’t been much for writing these last few days. I can’t seem to get my brain to focus long enough. Old age perhaps? Anyway, I have spent some time surfing the web in hunt for zombie parts. Sites filled with blood and guts. Sites dedicated to dismemberment.

You know - cool shit.

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Anybody got a GOOD theme?

Subtitle
  • August 26th, 2008
  • BY Petra
  • COMMENTS 8

So if any of you have visited my blog in the last few days, then you would know it has been in “maintenance mode.” It would seem the theme I PAID for is CRAP. I had been having minor trouble with it since day one but have learned to live with those problems.
Well, on Friday [...]

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Zombie Killers

They will come to you, since you won't come to them.
  • August 16th, 2008
  • BY Petra
  • COMMENTS 8

I realized something today.

Not all of you visit my blog for the content.

Some of you visit just because of my charming personality and sparkling wit. Of course it helps that I am easy on the eyes, but being as I am not one to toot my own horn, let’s move along, shall we?

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The Basics of Zombie Survival

in the event of a zombie apocalypse
  • August 14th, 2008
  • BY Petra
  • COMMENTS 6

You think you know, but you don’t. You think you would survive, be strong enough, be prepared…. but chances are you are not.

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Gotta have that zombie!

you know you want it, too!
  • August 7th, 2008
  • BY Petra
  • COMMENTS 11

Check this baby out! Man I gotta have it! What true zombie lover would be complete without it???
Wanna know how to get it for free? Read the rest of this post and find out!

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