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Trailer Park of Terror
- October 30th, 2008
- COMMENTS 3
Catchy title, isn’t it? You have to admit, it’s somewhat intriguing (dare I say enticing?) even if the title implies that it will be filled with nothing more than white trash stereotypes. One thing I knew for sure though, and that was that this movie is right up my alley!
For starters, one of the headliners is Trace Adkins. When a country singer stars in a movie with terror in the title, you know it’s game on. Secondly, the synopsis promises zombies (can you give me a redneck yell yee-haw??)
Quarantine: a remake of [REC]
- October 17th, 2008
- COMMENTS 4
Quarantine: a strict isolation, usually imposed by the government, to prevent the spread of something considered dangerous, such as that of disease. The duration of such being typically 40 days…
Presuming anyone would survive that long….
“It’s worse than horrible because a zombie has no will of his own. You see them sometimes walking around blindly with dead eyes, following orders, not knowing what they do, not caring……”
Before I get started on this review, I have to say “Boys, never ever wear bikini briefs, or speedos.” Of course this also means that g-strings and thongs for guys are strictly verboten. Now I understand that Jockeys, FOTL and Hanes make them, but that does not mean cool guys wear them. Nerds, dorks, “guys” struggling with their own sexuality, guys with overly inflated egos, and just plain ugly guys, wear these type of underwear. Not cool guys who want to get laid. DO NOT fall victim to your sweet side! (You know it’s in there, and so do we.) Go commando if you must - just don’t wear any of the a fore mentioned excuses for underwear.
So, now that proper underwear etiquette is out of the way, let’s move on to the movie review.
I thought I would repost something from a long while back that I have been thinking about while I am on my so called vacation. This post still rings true today, and I thought some of you newer fans might relate. Hope you enjoy it! See you all with something fresh next week
Ok. Maybe not [...]
If you think Stephen King has a twisted mind, you might be interested to know that in the printed world, he’s really rather tame. While Stephen King weaves a story of disbelief and macabre, he does not shock with the grotesque.
Not like some.
I realized something today.
Not all of you visit my blog for the content.
Some of you visit just because of my charming personality and sparkling wit. Of course it helps that I am easy on the eyes, but being as I am not one to toot my own horn, let’s move along, shall we?
You think you know, but you don’t. You think you would survive, be strong enough, be prepared…. but chances are you are not.
I have never been a huge fan of foreign films, although when it comes to horror I am a little more open minded, as with Shaun of the Dead, which I liked almost immediately, and Dead Alive, which took a little more time to like (I had to get past the accents.) Not that I am opposed to accents, but rather the sense of humor found in foreign films is not quite on the same plane as mine, meaning either I am too dense to “get it” or it’s too Monty Python (which I can’t stand.)
Check this baby out! Man I gotta have it! What true zombie lover would be complete without it???
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