MTV 2010 Movie Awards Disappoints…WTF??

So... Twilight gets top honors.... Over Avatar? WTF??? I keep trying to remind myself that I am no longer 20something, and that the real 20somethings are taking over while I am left living in fantasy land.

A land where Avatar's Zoe Saldana and Sam Worthington win best kiss.... cuz it was....

Where best movie for 2010 is named The Hangover.... cuz it was....

Where best female performance is Sandra Bullock in The Blind Side... cuz she was....

Where best break-out actor is Quinton Aaron.... cuz he was...

But no. Instead I live in a world when I am a used up cougar no longer in her 20's, and the real 20somethings overrule my vote with their theory that The Twilight Saga should win most everything.... which it did.

Gawd youth is so naive.

So anyway, instead of babbling on about how I am being cheated of unending youth, here is the list of winners for MTV's 2010 Movie Awards: (I cannot believe MTV did not ask for my opinion for the winners. WTF???)

BEST FIGHT SCENE
Beyonce Knowles vs. Ali Larter - Obsessed
Hugh Jackman and Liev Schreiber vs. Ryan Reynolds - X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Logan Lerman vs. Jake Abel - Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief
Robert Downey Jr. vs. Mark Strong - Sherlock Holmes
Sam Worthington vs. Stephen Lang - Avatar

**Winner: Beyonce Knowles vs. Ali Larter - Obsessed**

BEST FEMALE PERFORMANCE
Amanda Seyfried - Dear John
Emma Watson - Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Kristen Stewart - The Twilight Saga: New Moon (Hello?? Can you say "whine a little more, CryGirl?)
Sandra Bullock - The Blind Side
Zoe Saldana - Avatar

**Winner: Kristen Stewart - The Twilight Saga: New Moon**

BEST BREAKOUT STAR
Anna Kendrick - Up in the Air
Chris Pine - Star Trek
Gabourey Sidibe - Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire
Logan Lerman - Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief
Quinton Aaron - The Blind Side (you go, Quint!)
Zach Galifianakis - The Hangover (Breakout? This dude's been around as long as me-but I love him!)

**Winner: Anna Kendrick - Up in the Air**

BEST *SCARED AS SHIT* PERFORMANCE (New Category for 2010)
Alison Lohman - Drag Me To Hell (scared the shit out of me. That's for damned sure!)
Amanda Seyfried - Jennifer's Body
Jesse Eisenberg - Zombieland
Katie Featherston - Paranormal Activity
Sharlto Copley - District 9

**Winner: Amanda Seyfried - Jennifer's Body**

BEST KISS SCENE
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson - The Twilight Saga: New Moon
Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning - The Runaways (did this go straight to DVD or something? Cuz this one never showed up at the theaters in my redneck part of the woods...)
Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds - The Proposal
Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner - Valentine's Day
Zoe Saldana and Sam Worthington - Avatar

**Winner: Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson - The Twilight Saga: New Moon**

BEST *WTF??* MOMENT
Betty White - The Proposal (Cops a Feel) <--you go, girl!
Bill Murray - Zombieland (Bill Murray?! A Zombie?!) <--Hello!!
Isabel Lucas - Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (Unexpected Transformation)
Ken Jeong - The Hangover (Naked Trunk Surprise)
Megan Fox - Jennifer's Body (Vomits a Mysterious Black Ooze) <--Brush your teeth, Ho!

**Winner: Ken Jeong - The Hangover, Naked Trunk Surprise**

BEST VILLAIN
Christoph Waltz - Inglourious Basterds
Helena Bonham Carter - Alice In Wonderland
Ken Jeong - The Hangover
Stephen Lang - Avatar
Tom Felton - Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

**Winner: Tom Felton - Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince**

BIGGEST BADASS STAR (New Category)
Rain
Angelina Jolie
Channing Tatum
Sam Worthington
Chris Pine

**Winner: Rain**

BEST MALE PERFORMANCE
Channing Tatum - Dear John
Daniel Radcliffe - Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Robert Pattinson - The Twilight Saga: New Moon
Taylor Lautner - The Twilight Saga: New Moon
Zac Efron - 17 Again

**Winner: Robert Pattinson - The Twilight Saga: New Moon**

GLOBAL SUPERSTAR (New Category)
Robert Pattinson
Kristen Stewart
Taylor Lautner
Johnny Depp
Daniel Radcliffe

**Winner: Robert Pattinson**

BEST COMEDIC PERFORMANCE
Ben Stiller - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
Bradley Cooper - The Hangover
Ryan Reynolds - The Proposal
Sandra Bullock - The Proposal
Zach Galifianakis - The Hangover

**Winner: Zach Galifianakis - The Hangover**

BEST MOVIE
Alice In Wonderland
Avatar
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
The Hangover
The Twilight Saga: New Moon

**Winner: The Twilight Saga: New Moon**