Quintin Tarantino’s Inglorious Basterds
Some of you might remember me chomping at the bit for the release of "Hell Ride" - a movie that strategically chose its verbiage so one would think it were a Quintin Tarantino film when in actuality, it was nothing more than a lame-ass movie that attempted - unsuccessfully I might add - to pass itself off as a Tarantino original. It was not - and the movie could not have sucked more if it were a black hole endorsed by Dyson himself. So though I am PUMPED like Arnie on steroids about the upcoming Inglorious Basterds, produced for real by ...
True Blood Season 2 - Another Poem
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qufAFY7FL0U Lead me unto temptation with offerings of forbidden fruit While simultaneously citing scripture and Brandishing sins of impiety.... Project illusions of non-existent fairy tales So that I may delude myself with their subterfuge yet another day...... Before reality rears its ugly head and all that is left are the charred remains of my naive convictions.... And in case I am not clear enough, what I am saying is that Sookie needs to get her head out of her ass and realize that Bill is a tool that can't protect his own shadow, and that he doesn't ride a white horse and she's not going to live happily ever after with him; and ...
Conan The Barbarian
B-movies love to use hot bodies - big boobs and tight asses. You know, the good stuff to distract you from noticing (or caring) how bad their acting is. Kinda like when Arnold Schwarzenegger was cast in Conan the Barbarian. Who better to play the buff warrior than Mr. Universe himself? Granted it was several years after being crowned the title I(and several years before mayorhood) but it was still the hot, buff champion bodybuilder Arnold Schwarzenegger. I love movies from the 80's that had the whole sword and sorcery theme: Fire and Ice, Clash of the Titans, Dragonslayer... the ...
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Scream 4 - lame or … ???
Rumor has it a new trilogy beginning with Scream 4 is in the works. Apparently Courtney...
Quintin Tarantino’s Inglorious Basterds
Some of you might remember me chomping at the bit for the release of "Hell Ride"...
True Blood Season 2 - Another Poem
Lead me unto temptation with offerings of forbidden fruit While simultaneously citing...
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Conan The Barbarian
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Death Proof is is one of Quintin Tarantino's flicks that does not involve zombies....
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Scream 4 - lame or … ???
Rumor has it a new trilogy beginning with Scream 4 is in the works. Apparently Courtney Cox and David Arquette are on board, and the legend Wes Craven is considering it, however prissy Neve Campbell seems to have had her fill and said NO to any reprisals of her role as Sidney Prescott. Honestly I have to say that is not such a bad thing considering... [Read more of this review]
Tarantino’s DeathProof Featurette #1
Death Proof is is one of Quintin Tarantino's flicks that does not involve zombies. It's a double feature showcasing Kurt Russell as Stuntman Mike; a used up stuntman with a 100% death proof badass Chevy Nova (death proof for the driver anyway) who seems just a tad off from the norm. Tarantino's objective was to recapture the drive in theater feel, complete... [Read more of this review]
1989’s Caged Fury
Has anyone out there under the age of 40 ever been to a drive in? I'm not talking Sonic, where they bring you really yummy Coney dogs with chili and cheese (well, yummy with a few beers) I am talking about the kind of drive in where a movie plays on a giant screen in the middle of a field, and there is a post thingy that has a speaker where you can... [Read more of this review]
Brett Piper’s “Bite Me!”
As we all know, I love movies with bugs. Oversize those bugs, add some serious "B" cheese, and I am one happy camper in the land of Camp! You can imagine my joy then, when I stumbled across "Bite Me" - a tasty little B gem of a movie featuring bio-engineered pot, strippers, and mutated ticks (or maybe hairless spiders) that everyone keeps referring... [Read more of this review]
My Bloody Valentine 3D - A Review
Perhaps cinema has reached a plateau hard pressed to surpass, but what you have to admire about cinema is that it never stops trying. When My Bloody Valentine 3D teased me with its trailer, I was salivating for blood and guts spewing off of the big screen. Sadly to say, I did not get what I had hoped for but I did get 101 minutes of bloody entertainment. One... [Read more of this review]
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