Comments on: Sleepaway Camp a.k.a Comatose Petra

By: Petra

Petra — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 19:15:01 +0000

@Claire – everyone knows that shrinks are the first in line for needing counseling, so to answer your question….. yes.

@Max – that was an awesomely original joke! Too bad Claire doesn’t share your same creativity. I can understand why you wouldn’t be obsessed.

And BTW – petra.com was sadly taken….. the bastards!

By: Relax Max

Relax Max — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 17:53:29 +0000

I just absent-mindedly entered “petra.com”. Don’t go there.

Can zombies hear? ’cause there was this zombie walking by a mental hospital, and he heard some noise on the other side of the wall, people chanting “13…13….13…13.” And like that. Now this zombie only had one good eye, because of a previous encounter with this Claire person (whom anyone can tell you I am HARDLY obsessed with), but he kept his bad eye in the socket anyway, just for appearances. It kept people’s attention away from the horrible gash in his neck.

Anyhoo (as Petra would say) the zombie was curious and saw a hole in the wall and decided to investigate. He took his bad eye out so it wouldn’t just fall out when he bent over, and stuck his head through the wall to see why people were chanting “13…13…13…and (you guessed it)–13″. Well.

This is a long joke (which I just made up completely from scratch, incidentally), so I will just skip to the end…

And as the zombie walked away, he waved at them and said, “That will be great! I’ll keep my eye out for you!”

Relax Maxs last blog post..One last try…

By: Claire

Claire — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 02:32:19 +0000

Are you using counselling mumbo jumbo on moi? Claires last blog post..Hello Green Thumbs

By: Petra

Petra — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 23:03:43 +0000

I’m sensing a little hostility Claire. I get the feeling you don’t like Mel Gibson.

By: Claire

Claire — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 21:32:01 +0000

I am horrified by that last statement, Horrofuckingfied!

In his mad max pre drunken fool era yep but anything since Braveheart days…..

Claires last blog post..When cyborgs go wrong..

By: Petra

Petra — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 18:20:07 +0000

See Claire, as you can tell from my blog, I watch movies for their ENTERTAINMENT value. Whereas I understand you concerns over historic inaccuracies within the movie Braveheart, you have to also understand that the movie, altho based on historic events, is ultimately FICTIONAL and therefore has certain license to jazz things up for entertainment value.

Besides that, Mel Gibson is F’n hot for an old guy.

By: Claire

Claire — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 18:04:00 +0000

Freeeeeeedom! Oh yeah that was SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

Claires last blog post..When cyborgs go wrong..

By: Petra

Petra — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 17:58:58 +0000

@Clairedear – I luv ya but those are fighting words Missy.

@Ryne-I’m thinking …… yup.

@Max – there’s no accounting for taste, is there?

@hollywood – I am sooo jealous!