The Zombie Commandments

In every culture there are always rules to follow - a code of ethics, terms of membership - and living with zombies is no different.

I have compiled a list of commandments if you will, rules for survival, to make it out alive. Or at best, to help you not become "undead."

The Zombie Commandments

1. Thou shall not eat the brains of a fellow human (even if it does taste like chicken!)

2. Thou shall keep a loaded gun and spare ammo within hands reach at all times.

3. Thou shall not travel alone or at night.

4. Thou shall not date zombies; thou shall kill them.

5. Thou shall remember that a zombie in not our friend, rather they are the bloody remains of what used to be our friend.

6. Thou shall use zombies as target practice, not beer cans (a drunk shooter = an undead shooter!)

7. Thou shall never let your guard down into thinking there are no such things as zombies.

8. Thou shall not set a zombie on fire just to watch him/her/it burn (it's simply not nice to pick on the "life-challenged.")

9. Thou shall always make sure a zombie's brain is dead before turning your back on them.

10. Thou shall always save last bullet for yourself.

So how about it? Any I left out???